There was a line for Santa and a line for the women’s bathroom, and one woman, after asking me a dozen questions already asked, ‘Which is the line for the women’s bathroom?’ I shouted that I thought it was the line with all the women in it.
She said, ‘I’m going to have you fired.’
I had two people say that to me today, ‘I’m going to have you fired.’ Go ahead, be my guest. I’m wearing a green velvet costume; it doesn’t get any worse than this. Who do these people think they are?
‘I’m going to have you fired!’ And I wanted to lean over and say, ‘I’m going to have you killed.’
I saw a David Sedaris show recently and was first in line at the book signing line. He was very funny even talking to us about everyday life.
David Sedaris, “The SantaLand Diaries.”
I mean, at his best, he should really be able to make you sort of snort and cry and laugh all at once. This is his gift.
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